Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess – Joke

Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess.
(Joke Doesn’t End Here)

GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai… Pak Gaye Hai.
GIRL 2: Haan Yaar… Waise Bhi Tera Sirf
Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf Ghoda!

(The Joke Doesn’t End Here Either)

Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai…
Both GIRLS: Nahi! Tum To Hume Aasani Se Hara Doge.
BOY: Chalo Girls… Chess Khelte Hain.

BOY: Chalo Yaar… Tum Dono Aur Mai Akela.

Both GIRLS: Phir Bhi Hum Haar Jayenge.
BOY: Okay… Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga.

Both GIRLS: Yupee… Phir Thik Hai.

(The Joke Still Doesn’t End)

Dono Obviously Haar Jaate Hai Aur
Ladka Wahan Se Chala Jaata Hai.

GIRL 1: Badi Sharmnaak Baat Hai Yaar…
Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!
GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad):

Abe Bewakoof Bana Gaya Woh Hume.
GIRL 1: Kaise?
GIRL 2: Wo Lefty Hi Hoga…!