Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess.
(Joke Doesn’t End Here)
GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai… Pak Gaye Hai.
GIRL 2: Haan Yaar… Waise Bhi Tera Sirf
Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf Ghoda!
(The Joke Doesn’t End Here Either)
Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai…
Both GIRLS: Nahi! Tum To Hume Aasani Se Hara Doge.
BOY: Chalo Girls… Chess Khelte Hain.
BOY: Chalo Yaar… Tum Dono Aur Mai Akela.
Both GIRLS: Phir Bhi Hum Haar Jayenge.
BOY: Okay… Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga.
BOY: Okay… Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga.
Both GIRLS: Yupee… Phir Thik Hai.
(The Joke Still Doesn’t End)
Dono Obviously Haar Jaate Hai Aur
Ladka Wahan Se Chala Jaata Hai.
GIRL 1: Badi Sharmnaak Baat Hai Yaar…
Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!
GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad):
Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!
GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad):
Abe Bewakoof Bana Gaya Woh Hume.
GIRL 1: Kaise?
GIRL 2: Wo Lefty Hi Hoga…!