Valentines Day Jokes- वेलनटाइन डे जोक हिंदी

Valentines Day Jokes- वेलनटाइन डे जोक हिंदी

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कृपया 15 फरवरी तक अपने पतियो पर विशेष नजर रखे।
नही तो
“नजर हटी सौतन सटी”

जनहित मे जारी

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वेलनटाइन डे जोक हिंदी-  डेट और तारीख में क्या अंतर ह…

सर- बताओ डेट और तारीख में क्या अंतर है?

छात्र- सर डेट पर लड़की के साथ जाते है और तारीख पर वकील के साथ जाते है।


Whatsapp joke – Valentines Day Jokes

Santa: 14 February ko kya hai ?

Banta: Tere paas biwi hai ya girlfriend?

Santa: Biwi. Banta: To phir Mahaveer Jayanti hai.


 

वेलनटाइन डे जोक हिंदी -यूपी में लड़के वेलेंटाइन डे का इंतजार नहीं करते

यूपी में लड़के वेलेंटाइन डे का इंतजार नहीं करते,

वहां तो रोज ही कैंडिल लाइट डिनर हो जाता है क्योंकि वहां बिजली जो नहीं आती।

 


Valentines Day Jokes-

A woman was taking a nap on Valentine’s Day afternoon. After she awoke, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a gorgeous and expensive diamond necklace for Valentine’s Day! What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” he said.

That evening, her husband came home with a small package for her. Thrilled, she opened it and found a book titled “The Meaning of Dreams.”


 

Valentine’s Day Jokes

Mohabbat K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Mile Ga.
Meri Mano Dost,
To Isi Raste Par Medical Store Khol
Lo Mast Chale Ga 🙂


 

Valentine’s Day Jokes

My wife just called me.

She said, “Three of the girls in the office have just received some flowers for Valentines Day, they are absolutely gorgeous.”

I said, “That’s probably why they’ve received flowers then.


Valentine’s Day Jokes

Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
A: She stole his heart.

Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.

Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
A: Because he wanted sweet dreams.

  1. What did one volcano say to the other?
    A. I lava you.

Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?
A: Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?


 

 

Green Valentine for Boyfriend and Husbands

On this valentines day take resolution to celebrate it eco- friendly way & save the nature, plants and trees…

Avoid roses

Use diamonds

Let’s pass this to all husbands & boyfriends


 

Funny Valentines one liners

 

What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up.

 

What would you call a woman who goes out with You? Desperate!

 

 

If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, ‘What did you do?’

 

 

Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.

 

 

What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.

 

 

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!