An easy way to get your little comedian started at home is by telling simple jokes. Let them discover jokes that resonate with them and have them practice their storytelling skills on you and other family members. To get them started, we’ve collected some of the best funny jokes for kids. Knock-Knock Fuuny Jokes for Kids Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Justin. Person 2: Justin who? Person 1: Justin time for dinner! Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Lettuce. Person 2: Lettuce who? Person 1: Lettuce in, it's cold out here! Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Wooden shoe. Person 2: Wooden shoe who? Person 1: Wooden shoe like to hear another joke? Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Atch. Person 2: Atch who? Person 1: Bless you! Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Interrupting pirate. Person 2: Interrup... Person 1: ARRRRRRR! Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Boo. Person 2: Boo who? Person 1: Don't cry, it's just me! Person 1: Knock-knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Cow says. Person 2: Cow says who? Person 1: No, silly! A cow says "Mooooo!" Jokes about ghouls, ghosts and other gross stuff Q: Why did the superhero flush the toilet? A: Because it was his doody. Q: How do you get a tissue to dance? A: You put a little boogie into it. Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look a bit flushed! Q: Who did the zombie take to the prom? A: His ghoul-friend! Q: What is big, green and plays a lot of tricks? A: Prank-enstein! Q: Why did the ghost blow his nose? A: Because it was full of booo-gers! Jokes about animals Q: What does a spider’s bride wear? A: A webbing dress. Q: Where do cows go for entertainment? A: The mooooo-vies! Q: What did one firefly say to the other? A: You glow, girl! Q: What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A: A stega-snore-us. Q: Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because she was a little hoarse. Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A: A spelling bee. Q: Where does the chicken like to eat? A: At a rooster-ant! Jokes about food Q: Where do you learn to make banana splits? A: At sundae school. Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake? A: It wanted to be a water-melon. Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: It was feeling crumb-y. Q: Why did the banana go to the hospital? A: He was peeling really bad. Q: Where do hamburgers go dancing? A: They go to the meatball. Jokes about nature Q: How does the ocean say hello? A: It waves. Q: What did the tree say to the wind? A: Leaf me alone! Q: What's the worst thing about throwing a party in space? A: You have to planet. Q: How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? A: When it’s full! Jokes about people Q: Why did the policeman go to the baseball game? A: He'd heard that someone had stolen a base! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one. Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear? A: Sneak-ers. Q: What do you call two guys hanging on a curtain? A: Kurt and Rod! Jokes about school Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had so many problems. Q: What's a snake's favorite subject? A: History. Q: Why did the student eat his homework? A: Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake! Q: What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? A: Time to run! Q: Why did the dog do so well in school? A: Because he was the teacher’s pet! Q: Why did the egg get thrown out of class? A: Because he kept telling yolks! Jokes about objects Q: What did one penny say to another penny? A: We make cents. Q: Why was the belt arrested? A: It was holding up some pants! Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor? A: It had a virus. Q: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A: A tube-a toothpaste. Q: What did one eye say to the other? A: Don’t look now, but something between us smells. Easy riddles for kids Q: What are the strongest days of the week? A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days. Q: What animal can you always find at a baseball game? A: A bat! Q: What can you catch, but never throw? A: A cold! Q: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? A: The “C”! Q: What gets wet while it’s drying? A: A towel! Q: Why can’t your head be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot! Hilarious Jokes for Your Kids 1. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore! 2. What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip! 3. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed. 4. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield. 5. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 6. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frost bite! 7. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me! 8. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! 9. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you find it, you stop looking. 10. What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
पति: अरे सुनो, मुन्ना रो रहा है चुप कराओ इसे। पत्नी (गुस्से में): मैं काम करू या बच्चे संभालू, मैं इसे दहेज़ में नहीं लायी थी, खुद ही चुप करा लो। पति : फिर रोने दे… मैं कौनसा इसे बारात में लेकर गया था..:)
एक क्लास में एक लड़की को सब बुआ-बुआ कहते थे…..✔ एक दिन इस की शिकायत ऊसने अपने टीचर से कर दी…… टीचर ने सब लडको से पूछा …. जो लड़के इस को बुआ कहते है वो सभी खडे हो जाए……. एक लड़के को छोड के सभी खडे हो गये….. टीचर ने पुछा……क्या तुम इस को बुआ नहीं कहते हो … लड़का बोला…… सर मु तो फूफाजी हूँ……..
Funny Kids Joke - A child asked his father A child asked his father, "How were people born?" father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
एक शरारती बच्चा… बच्चा: पापा, आपकी लव मैरिज है ना… पापा: हां, पर तुम्हें कैसे पता… बच्चा: क्योंकि आपकी शादी की डेट और मेरी बर्थ-डे डेट में सिर्फ 5 महीने का फर्क है… दे थप्पड़ दे थप्पड़ दे थप्पड़ ….. 👋👋👋👋👋
Funny hindi Jokes for Kids, Best Jokes for Kids, Funny Kid Jokes in Hindi Make your kids laugh with these silly kids jokes, goofy puns, and other funny jokes for kids.s NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Kids - Funny kids joke In a Nursery School Canteen… There’s a basket of apples with a notice written over it :- “Do not take more than one, God is watching” On the other counter there’s a box of chocolates, A small child went & wrote on it. “Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples”… NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today’s Generation..!.! Don’t be over smart with kids - Kids funny joke KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad…?DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white… KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white… Moral :- Don’t be over smart… Don’t be over smart with kids - Kids funny joke Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head…?Mummy : Because he speak only truth… Child : Now I understand why ladies have long hair… Bollywood songs for kids… School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil Mere Kaam Ki nahi… Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. . Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam.. Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle… Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. . Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare… Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai… Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay… Whom u like more mumma or papa? - Funny kids Joke Papa- Whom u like more mumma or papa?Kid- Both Papa- No tell me one? Kid- Both Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother goes to Paris Where will u go? Kid- Paris Papa- It means you like ur mother more? Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America Papa- If i go to paris & Ur mother goes to america so Why will u go? Kid- America Papa- why? Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa Papa- Jaa be Maa ke Chamche, jaa school jaa! Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!! - Kids Funny Joke Bachcha: (Nal se aate paani ko dekhkar) Papa yeh paani kaha se aata hai?Papa: Beta nadi se.. Beta: Phir mujhe Nadi dekhni hai.. Papa use nadi dikhane le jaate hain, Bachcha unhe nadi mein dhakka markar gira deta hai… Bhagta hua ghar aakar Maa ko kehta hai… Mummy jaldi Nal kholo, Papa aate honge!! Don't act over smart with kids - Funny kids Joke A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The man turned to him and said, “Let’s talk”.Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ? Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power? Kid: Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question… Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps. Why? Man: I don’t know. Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don’t know shit.. ? Ek Cute se bachhe ko dekh kar Ek Ladki ne uske Gaal par KISS kar diyaLadki: I am Sorry, Apke Gaal par Lipstik Lag gayi Bachchaa: It’s OK baby, “Kuch achha karne se agar DAAG lagte hain to DAAG achhe hain” Bachcha: Doodh peene se rang gora hota hai?Doctor: Haa, hota hai! Bachcha: Jhooth, Phir bhains ka bachcha kaala kyun hota hai? Bachcha (Doctor se): Kya koi bina dard ke bhi daant nikal sakta hai?Doctor: Nahin Bachcha: Main nikal sakta hoon! Doctor: Ho hi nahin sakta, mujhe bhi dikhao… Bachcha: Ha ha ha ha ha hahahaha (bachche ne battisi dikha di ) Teacher: What is your mother’s name? Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu .