Teacher: Homework Kyun nahi Kiya? Student: Sir, Light nahi Thi Teacher: To MomBatti Jala Lete … Student: Sir, Maachis nahi Thi Teacher: Machis Kyun nahi thi Student: Pooja ghar me rakhi thi. Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate Student: Nahaya Hua nahitha Teacher: Nahaye Kyun nahi thi. Student: Pani Nahi Tha Sir. Teacher: Pani Kyu Nahi Tha? Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal Rahi Thi. Teacher: Ullu Ke Pathe Motor Kyun Nahi Chal Rahi Thi ? Student: Sir Bataya to ttha Light nahi thi
THE BIGGEST LIE Teacher Student jokes Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a 100 rupees and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.” The boys gave the 100 rupees to the teacher.